duckhasitall

So now I will divulge my feelings on the subject;

When you are ready to twist off the head of the next motherfucker who looks at you funny as you are driving in rush hour traffic...There is always good dick to take off the edge.

When your kids are screaming at you for a fucking corn dog for two hours...There is ALWAYS good dick to get the corn dog off your mind.

When you are ready to slap the pharmacist at Wal-Mart because she tells you your Rx is $500...There is always good dick to repay you.

When another fucking redneck asks you..."How about this heat?"...There is always good dick.

When you are so tired all you can do is point and grunt...There is ALWAYS good dick to knock you the fuck out!

This is my opinion and I am sticking to it....